Guitar Hero

Finally, the comic book legend Guitar Hero has now been made into a digitized video game! Remember in comic book the derelict man that found sanity in the catch? Well hes here kids and he is like a cartoon on tv, but with added features like remote control car!!! You see, you control the comic cartoon of the television with your hands using a joyous stick with real red button!!! Use it to run your beautiful bum hero under gorgeous buildings and catch distressed guitars as the hurdle down to earth at ferocious scary speeds. These classy guitars are your ultimate survival as you use them for cold beer and candy money provided for you at the virtual pawn shop. Watch out for normal dudes going to job work as they try and stop your hobo ways and catch your bread and butter- the plummeting guitars!!! Oh no vagrant catcher , Normal dudes may know how to play these awesome looking guitars and will slow-song ballad your drifter ass back to school where you have to drop out and start from scratch!!! Guitar Hero is just like the comic book!!! Ugly bum came to life and jumped off page where you control him. These guitars are rock n roll guitars!!! These dropping musical weapons can kill so be sure to catch with your talented hands and not your homeless head.
In between levels the pixelated down n out hero receiver sleeps with chicken bones in a ditch. Make him shit for bonus points you can use to buy ugly clothes for you avatar character.
Use your magnifying glass in super detail mode and see close ups of the guitar neck, strings, and metal looking pick ups on these magnificiently crafted make believe guitars.

First a comic book, then a cartoon digitized copy of comic book for tv, now a cartoon comic television show you control with a happy rod with push disc activationator!!!!!

Guitar Hero is fast at the catch. Speed so fun its out of control.