Foghorn Leghorny is my favorite musician. Musician is not really the correct term as he doesnt really play music so to say, lets call him my favorite noise maker. What he does is he straps a smoke machine to his back with a bunch of flash lights tied all over his person and a smoke detector dangling in front of his face. He comes out dancing up a storm (Leghorny means fast dancer he claims) while smoking about five cigarettes at once. On his stage is about 40 different modified smoke detectors and light sensitive pickups. The modified smoke detectors all range in different pitches and go off when he blows Cig smoke or his smoke machine sets them off. The flash lights trigger a light theremin my buddy Shane's buddy built. Foghorn Leghorny puts on a radical show thats not for the weak chested asthma fans. Second hand smoke is one thing. But coming from Foghorn Leghorny body its 2nd hand 3rd foot and 4th leg smoke pummeling your lungs. Not for developing kids unless its watched on VHS or blue ray. Kids do love his moves and will want to Leghorny all the time.
Oh, he also has 2 Great Danes called "The Tumbleweed Dancers" that are tied together on stage. When the alarms go off they flip wig and get all bundled up on the floor in front of Foghorn. Its the chocolate on the cake and it makes for an unforgettable show. Its like Cirque Du Solei done by a Janitor with no funds. I even recall a mop bucket with dried ice being rolled out at one point. I went ape shit when he flung the mop out and glitter rained upon the crowd.
