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Brian Miller and Branda Garret have a baby!!!


This guy who is helped write that movie with Matt Diamond about a math freak janitor is having a chick kid with his wife Branda (I Think) from the tv show Alleged!!!! The two say they will name the chick kid Mumi. So her full name is Mumi Miller. Branda's career is going okay with the success of Juno and Brian's career is also going good with the rerelease of Dogma on blue ray. I wish Brian, Branda and Mumi some good times with a ton of hardships from here on out. These two "stars" are so white bread normal that my diabetes has kicked back in from the amount of visual carbs I ingested just from looking at the pic.


Brangelina for best actor/ress!!



Yes,Brangelina has been nominated for best actor/ress!!!! Whoreay!!! He/She was nominated for Changlamen Chanutton- A movie about an adobted baby that was forced upon a mother in Germany in the 20's. The baby is ugly and looks like a 70 yr old man. She tries to take the baby back without a receipt and gets in bad with the SS. I bet Angilly Jorton (angelina/billy bob) is crying her/his tattoos off! The big shocker is that Branefer Anispitt didn't get nominated for Marly and Me. I love movies about Dogs that drive cars and date women. This unfortunately could mean the end of the career for Marly which sucks dog bones.

Oh No Flickety!!!



Flickety Perkins today broke things off from her a stranged manfriend Jethro Clampit Guliani. Jethro has been busted washing money in the cement pond and the FBI believes it belongs to some Italians. Flickety says she knows nothing about it and that he was just a bad manfriend. Well shes also being questioned by the FBI and she may have helped wash Italian money sometime between her wearing Prada and before that bitch Rachael got married. More on this story for sure when we receive it.


Twin Brother Back In Hospital



Ozzy Osbournes twin brother Kelly has been placed in a drug hospital for unknown reasons. She was able to sneak out and use the phone to call an aunt to report the following "If hershey squirts were pennies id be a trillionare!!!!!!" Not sure what he's in there for, butt it sounds and smells like shit.