To Butt Slide Back In Time, If Only!

Deare Brillant readers of the hood,

In hindsight 20/20 i would'nt have done things differently. In hind leg 30/30 I would still do the same. But, in hind foot 40/40, now then, i would not have chalk written hop scotch with 2 oo's. This makes it hop scootch and watching 8 year olds butt slide on my side walk is disturbing. Plus it makes me look pervy and im not. All I was doing was being a good community player by allowing these childs axess to play on my proberty. Im sorry, butt Im just a really bad speller. I love watching an adult scootch while drinking a scotch so maybe I'll just piss write that on Yall's yards and see if you come over.
Sorry again for being a community player and getting my ass handcuffed and labeled a peddi. Thank you very much overreactor son of bitches for ruining my assie life.

Jat P

Pardon Me Boys

Pardon me boys, but is that the ChattyNuggie Choo Choo? If so im very Chatty Cathy and im so craving some nuggie. I could nuggie a head from the caboose all the way to the coal car if you know what I mean. The coal car is the best place cuz I can nuggie with a miner face on, you see my point?
Camp town lady is nine miles long doo dah doo dah. Camp town ladys real long boys so I need to get down to the Bare Necessities, those simple Bare Neccesities to forget about my worries and my wife. My wife is all up on me shit for coming home with a sooty mug on and getting them pillowcases all blackened.
Like I said, Im very Chatty Cathy, and my goal this afternoon is to be coal miner face and in a head lock getting a nuggie atop some coal bouillon going 15 mph down some tracks. This is all I crave right now! Make it happen boys. Make it happen. And I apologize for pardoning you at such a late hour.

Uncle Nuggie

My Uncle nuggied me with his knuckle right on my noggin. Then he wet willied me and when I was all trying to dry my ear hole he went right into an Indian rug burn then frogged me in the thigh. What moves he has. What badass combos. When I went to kick his shin he Jumping Jacked and caught my leg then twirled me to the ground and he proceeded to kick my ass in leg wrestling, all while singing the Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha song. God I hope Im as cool as him when Im 33.