Anamorphic Jordan the Ambassador

Michael Jordan has come out of retirement once again. This time hes added 10 to his number to make it 33 and his guru coach changed his head on his jumpman logo to an anamorphic ambassadors skull. He looks better than ever and has been working out with a master goat Shepard in Athens. He has gone from donkey bun arms to looking like Clydesdale asses in little more than a summer. He dunks like a mule kick. His head has morphed into a digitised ambassadors skull to make him more compatible with the updated malware fans and Nike has designed a new air Jordan feed bag to fit his cow in the blanket feet.
Me being a curb crawling drunk beacon who curb travels the streets of Chicago enabling Coach Phil Jackson's voodoo wi fi to transmit across the land, would have to say hes got serious game! My money is on the Bulls this year. Way to transform your shift shaping mess of a body Michael. I also heard but cannot confirm that his trademark fruit of the looms have been shrunk down to a micro thong to streamline and swell his sac of jaweahs to the size of basket balls. Its funny to see his parts swell up when his partner Scotty Pippens head has been shrunken and now dangles around super coaches neck.

Labor Day Parade

Jenny from pregnant yoga class has the big preg hungries. She has huge cravings for broccoli and spicy vege chorizo burritos and scarfs them down before we begin our limber stretches. When we get down in the cat position, Jenny humbly nails out these labor inducing farts from her lower chakra. Mary was coming out of Cobra pose and got whiff and tumbled back into hunch backed dog and squirted out a female. The newbie is okay cuz she landed on a mat. But, lordy she did look funny sliding across the vinyl flying a placenta balloon in her own version of the labor day parade.

The baby later went into One-Legged King Pigeon pose and cried an OM signifying his upper chakra was full of spitum. A couple of back pats on the newbie against my shoulder and my leotard was drenched in chorizo smelling goop.

CAUTION:

If giving birth in yoga class please make sure you are wearing a crotch-less leotard. If not the precious could end up balled up in childs pose against your bottom chakra kahn. (see above illustration)

his - The female sprung a chorizo turning it into a male! His mother tasted it and confirmed that it too was spicy and vege. She realized she tasted it in public and felt mass shame. Her embarrassment made her humbly spit up chorizo on her leotard.
Lesson: Yoga posing as a dog will make you act like one. Or, chorizo is the essence of life if it is vegan and spicy.