Short stories, mini-fables, whispers and notes of nuisance.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

To Butt Slide Back In Time, If Only!



Deare Brillant readers of the hood,

In hindsight 20/20 i would'nt have done things differently. In hind leg 30/30 I would still do the same. But, in hind foot 40/40, now then, i would not have chalk written hop scotch with 2 oo's. This makes it hop scootch and watching 8 year olds butt slide on my side walk is disturbing. Plus it makes me look pervy and im not. All I was doing was being a good community player by allowing these childs axess to play on my proberty. Im sorry, butt Im just a really bad speller. I love watching an adult scootch while drinking a scotch so maybe I'll just piss write that on Yall's yards and see if you come over.
Sorry again for being a community player and getting my ass handcuffed and labeled a peddi. Thank you very much overreactor son of bitches for ruining my assie life.

Jat P

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heaven.