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Thursday, June 07, 2007

House Sitting For Pearcy and Carla



Bernice Jones,

So sweet of you to watch our home while we in Camden. We are staying in a nice place but we find it troubling that we have no whole in the bed frame or a bed post to secure our overnight luggage too. I packed a chain and gym lock for securing cuz you can never tell when you are visiting over the pond. Found some nice collectables and ive been dumpster diving lookin for enough newspaper to wrap em up and mail em. Got one or 2 of them with bernice jones as the receiver. Pretty nice place this Camden is. Red dirt and you can see your shadow in the moonlight. If you have any questions about the home or land call up Hamby, his number is written on notebook paper rubber banded to the extra key. He does a trash haul to the dump with the wire cage trailer every Thursday, so fling your filthy fodder in there Wednesday night. I know Hamby is scary with his slobby exterior and his pack of Dalmations but he can help bring buckets of spring water from the pump for your monthly water supply. He is also good at killing cotton mouths out in the out house if one crawls up for a nap in there. Also, dont mind the Daddy Long Legs around the property. They are mad poisonous but God gifted them with nano mouths so small they cant bite ya. Well, we are off collecting and decided to gym lock the luggage to sink pipe. Love ya like a sister not a lover,


Pearcy and Carla

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