My Uncle nuggied me with his knuckle right on my noggin. Then he wet willied me and when I was all trying to dry my ear hole he went right into an Indian rug burn then frogged me in the thigh. What moves he has. What badass combos. When I went to kick his shin he Jumping Jacked and caught my leg then twirled me to the ground and he proceeded to kick my ass in leg wrestling, all while singing the Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha song. God I hope Im as cool as him when Im 33.
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my uncle always said,
"mary had a little lamb,
charlie had a horse."
and he'd give me a charlie horse.
sux gettin frogged
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