Pardon me boys, but is that the ChattyNuggie Choo Choo? If so im very Chatty Cathy and im so craving some nuggie. I could nuggie a head from the caboose all the way to the coal car if you know what I mean. The coal car is the best place cuz I can nuggie with a miner face on, you see my point?
Camp town lady is nine miles long doo dah doo dah. Camp town ladys real long boys so I need to get down to the Bare Necessities, those simple Bare Neccesities to forget about my worries and my wife. My wife is all up on me shit for coming home with a sooty mug on and getting them pillowcases all blackened.
Like I said, Im very Chatty Cathy, and my goal this afternoon is to be coal miner face and in a head lock getting a nuggie atop some coal bouillon going 15 mph down some tracks. This is all I crave right now! Make it happen boys. Make it happen. And I apologize for pardoning you at such a late hour.
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PLEASE POST THIS ON CRAIGSLIST,
I feel that would be far more appropriate, and please forward me the replies.
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