I Cleaned Broom from all the dust bunnies and laid it back to the tile and within minutes another collection has clogged up broom and im bringing broom to hand to clear it off. What bloody good is a damn broom anyway. Im always clearing the straw and germing my person. Should just get down naked and damp and roll around collecting floor crud then hop in the shower and rinse it off. I hate you straws and long stick!!! You cause me nothing but greif and you are worth nothing in this modern age. You did good when floor was dirt and floor crud was leaves. Now we have slick shiny glossy surfaces and straw and stick gave me Torburkylosis cuz I ate hors de ovaries after I swept. Who da think that Dirty dust bunny fingers on a mini quiche could ail me a TB last year and get bits of my important lung cut! I HATE YOU STRAW! I HATE HOW YOU CANT GRAB!!! I HATE THAT STICK YOU ARE ON!!! I LOVE YOU HORS DE OVARIES!!!!!
Whores form the Island of Ovres? Hors de Oeuvres?
I can’t follow shit sometimes watching Pedro (Human Television). That whole last episode of the Hollis Babble with Hollis’s plight against the straws on sticks was all thrown off kilter by a French word I think.. I know he’s a Hispanic Television and words from France will kink his functions, but it makes for jumbled programming that I cannot enjoy. He gets a foreign word and instead of skipping it he goes off on make believe story lines that usually involve whores and pirates. Well to put an end to all this mayhem I am outfitting Pedro with a nice French plug-in, get that Hispanic working correctly again. This is great for home I suppose, but my dilemma lays with the male end of the plug adapter on the portable (Pedro’s Son, Human Television JR). I think it is going to be too small to fit inside the French plug-in. Ill just have to Jerry- Rig it and wrap some electrical tape around them ends to secure the connection.
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I thought the Island was paradise until I learned the Island is plagued by a red tide once every lunar cycle.
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