Short stories, mini-fables, whispers and notes of nuisance.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Terrorist Chowder



Terrorist chatter is happening right now! A direct line from Kabel to Maine has been established and maniacs are flowing geberish through a direct dial! During lunch, said Terrorist in Manhattan chatter while eating a chowder that is Tomato based while the maniac terror squadron in New England chatter and chew on a chowder that is cream based. Maps and schematics are being smudged with chowderd digits causing more of a louder chatter to resolve the soupy discrepancies.
A Ryder truck filled with fertilzer bombs pulled into the wrong destination and towels on heads were ripped off and used to scrub maps. The New England teams dirtied towel heads caused a cream stain which attracted dirt n dust and insects with snack lust. The Manhattan scumbag brigade had towell heads that were reddend and chunky style with a green bean mush that caused Habeeb to pinch nose and wreck the Penske truck into the vacant shipping yard. Kaboom! The result, Habeeb never met Allah..... but soon later an innovative insurgent designed a new Palmolive towel hat to conquer chowder.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are so awesome.

Anonymous said...

this could give rise to the scandal that brings down the babble. Go on CNN and apologize before it's too late.