Grow a Pair

My Sister Daughter Niece just moved to NYC. She misses Texas a bunch and had a massive breakdown. I told her to hunker down a grow a pair. She couldnt and cried for days while snorting horny-goat weed for her hungovered head. The horny goats built up crystalized testosterone tears that clogged up her emotional flow. Well the damming ballooned and she grew a pair right in her tear ducts. Nice danglers. She was now able to socialize and cavort town without wettening her facial. Dry-eyed and goat weed high she hit the pavement to find a job.

The weeks went on and her new found ability to never to be phazed-face and cry-eyed, well, made her cocky in her vocabulary. Cocky can sometimes be confused with confidence and she landed a whopper of a high paying job. A cocky mouth cant function without something to feed it so she went on and grew a pair right on her bottom lip. nice saggers. I was a little jealous.

Over a bowl of unshelled sunflower seeds at the Brooklyn Ale House we discussed her new job. She had changed allot and it was like a different person there in front of me, sucking seeds. She was, very real, but, very fake. Seeing my well hung Sister Daughter Niece functioning so falsely in NY made me regret the advice i gave her. I reflected and thought that maybe she did need a good cry. I know its hard up here and maybe she needed to let it out. Maybe she was fine without balls on her face. As I gazed at her scrotum jabbering away I thought, damn I guess the saying is right. There are reasons why .you need to fail first before you suckseed. So I racked her in the mouth and threw down the bowl of snacks and two wettened slits appeared in my eye holes. I couldnt hold back anymore and A flash flood tear poured out of my pupil pussys and carried us back to Texas to get our bearings straight. It was a wake up call for both Unkle and Niece. We bonded over some bean n cheese tacos and returned to New York Shitty to conquer that town without wearing our inner privates on our faces. We are much better for it to this day.

Side note: If you suckseed without failing you could bloom a sprout right in your mouth balls. Very painful and ugly.

Disclaimer: No Sister Daughter Niece's were hurt during the modeling of this babble. NO scrotums were sewn on the model for the painting. They were actual "show-ers" from Harry and Corn Bo (not his real name) that were gently laid upon the S.D.Neices face for sketching. Please dear Sibling Lovers dont tell our Mother Girlfriend!

Yours in Plight,
Hollis(Drunkle Brother Mother)