Sleep Scale

Standard whistle has a pitch of 10. Your snore whistle clocks in at if a dare say it 25. Damn nostril belts a pitch loud enuff to penetrate sheetrock, putty and paint! Petrified of sleep. Sandman soft shoes out my door now. Hes waving his hanky and even he now has luggage under eye and cry face on. He bindlestiffed up a polka dotted napkin and tied it to a mop handle. Hes jumping a train to the neighbors house to tap dance Becky and Tina to a holiday siesta. Corona anyone?