To Have One Thing In Life

I've been here for over an hour scouring the baking needs aisle at my local grocery store, Handy Andy. They have plenty of powdered paper bagged containers of All Porpoise Flour, but not a single bag of One Purpose Flour. That’s the main ingredient to the purpose I am preparing tonight! It's the tastiest porpoise I make and it’s mixed so chaotically and harmfully that I need a harness with a 4-foot dangle rope so I can levitate from the ceiling. This enables me to cowboy ride around on my sit-down mixer in the 55-gallon drum of porpoise parts. The last time I had a purpose it literally included my blood, sweat and tears not to mention plenty of spit drool, for I like to bite my rolled tongue outside of my mouth allowing an egress for my endeavor spit-um to mad dash escape.
Lord, to finally have porpoise in my life and to prepare it all by myself in my kitchen is an achievement, and I can be rest assured that there will be plenty of left over purpose to last me the next couple of months. I love having porpoise! This Handy Andy whoever he is needs to carry essential ingredients for people like me who only have one purpose in life. That purpose is porpoise.