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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Romantic Headset Tutorial
Soft circles in the sand with the tree limb please. If you are going to enjoy this romantic walk you you must draw in the sand slowly and calmly. You are a wad of energy and stress. Flinging tree limb in a radical fast jerky state is not pleasing to anybody. Your red embarrassed face proves to me the extent which you are trying, but if you don't chill out your Nookems will leave you. Okay, offer her your button up sweater, the chilly sea air is makin her shakey. There you go stroke her sides, YES, warm up the nooky! Okay you are smothering her. STOP gyrating shes a fragile twig! OH MY! Okay use you button up and tie her to some rocks under the sea. Hopefully the fishes will give her the tiny careful pleasure your sweet Nooky desired.
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HA! You're on a roll these days.
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