Buckler Baby

Baby got baby fat and a beer belly. His frat boy Daddy thinks it real cute to put Buckler non-alcoholic beer in his baba and to parade him around during rush week. Newborn has Prada shades and a toga on. He’s being pulled in a wagon around the keg “pony ride” style by his golden retriever dressed in a bandanna and wearing paw sized flip flops. Baby threw up beer and called his mommy a MILF. It pains me to see this and when I went to put a stop to it his little arm extended up and his index finger and thumb formed a loser L against his forehead. I told him to cut it out. At that point the same chubby index finger went above his lip exposing a mustache tattoo ~. Baby's on a bender so I am backing off.