Baby Chair

Chair keeps ass off ground. Keeps jeans clean and at times can be used to get foodings out from high shelf in cupboard. Crack in chair grabs ass n pants and when body stands up chair comes with. Wherever I go I have a chair. Crack grip is strong and chair is like a backpack for butt. We have a special bond and chair is like little monkey baby and my cheeks are his gorilla mammas lactating breasts.