Short stories, mini-fables, whispers and notes of nuisance.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

LiveWrong

Lance's arm is strong but his ball is weak. Pumpin hard on a wooden seat he splinters his meat. He packs his swollen pea in blood dope and bike hikes up the Pike. He better yellow bracelet a turnicette until the medic can tweezer pull his spandex open to remove the toothpick sized shard from his overworked solo friend. Coasting down the Fump de Chample' is usually a breeze. Today, going down the hill is a sack race and he only got one hurt ball in and nothing else but dope. Having one strong arm does nothing when you are biking and I doubt his ball can cope.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

he could run him some marathon, love ol lance, wish he'd do some nascar next. you know he would kick some ass there.