Don't Judge Me, I Can't Help It.

I tossed the baby out with the bath water and my grandma out with the dirty dish water. Weak granny needed a sponge bath and nagged me bad cuz i used the dirty dish sponge after cleaning her bacon skillet. I just lost it. Picked her up like a duffel and chunked it. I feel bad but i cant help it. Then the bathing baby got tossed cuz no more tears shampoo doesnt work. Yelling clean infant made my pot boileth over with annoyance and the baby got towel slung and i flung it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. May that smoke punch around that throat and make you choke it! I cant take youth or elderly wet with water i guess. I havent chunked my pubescent son out with the car wash water yet. But I may if he sprays my eyes again with that Armor All. I may just chamois roll him up and punt it.