Short stories, mini-fables, whispers and notes of nuisance.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Caught the Big One


Went fishing at the beach. I needed to catch some fish to support my large family. Boy did things go pear shape around my third cast. As the line left and the shrimp on the end of my hook catapulted high, a stork came flying by and snagged up my shrimp in mid air! As I looked up in pissed belief I notice an object barreling right at me . Low and behold if the stork didnt drop the baby he was delivering to some other latino family to snag my bait. I reached up and caught the tanned 10 pounder.
Poor wife gonna kill me when I get home with yet another damn hungry mouth to feed. I may take a note from the Stork and regurgitate up my taco dinner and distribute amongst my hollering pride n joys.

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