I ate a whole box of Cereal in one supper sitting. Im disgusted with myself and that Tony Tiger. Why he got to make flake taste so good? Im bloated and uncomfortable. Im a 43 year-old man with my finger going down my throat like Im some teenage girl who reads the new Marie Claire. That magazine has improved a bunch. Its not so focused on Pop stars and celebrity US magazine crap. The marketing department at MC should just cut out the middleman and just advertise on the Kellogg’s box. Hell maybe even right on the flake or maybe just include a Marie Claire tongue suppressor in the box for aiding in inducing the tummy trim barfs. If that’s the case, Proactiv should work with Mademoiselle and design a vomit remover facial wipe for those pimple pukers.
Im pathetic and I do most of my clothes shopping at Casual Casualties. After reading MC I know I need some skinny jeans now. The stress is causing me to flail around my sewing box looking for a needle n thread. Im tapering my Old Navy cargos from a baggy to a skinny tonight. I’m a complete and total mess.
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