Gourd Decor

Oh babies, It is November and it’s the month for Gourd decorations! Whether they are scattered about homes or bouquet in Cornucopias aka horns of plenty on dining room tables, there is no doubt that gourds are hot this time of year. Now, as we learned earlier in the previous article that a Loofa is a gourd, so feel free to display them alongside your pecans and pumpkins in jubilant place settings . Get creative and fill those loofah holes with nuts, mini squashes, and my favorite, root veges which are particularly eye catching.
Amateur interior designers take note, if you come across a 3-hole loofah as opposed to a 4-holer then you have a lifetime of good luck!!! Its the holy grail of gourds!!! Just like a four-leaf clover or a chunk of albino turkey jerkey, the shit is mad rare and that means luck. If you have stumbled across one then great, it’s a definite centerpiece and don’t even think about putting it under water and scrubbing your filthy dirty skin. That’s disgusting! It would be like TT-ing on your Mamaw’s silk shaw. You are gross. To even think of doing that to Mamaw is absolutely twisted. What in the world is wrong with you!!! I am tearing up now. It is almost THANKSGIVING, one of the best times for home decor and you are ruining it for your whole family. Get a grip my man. Decorate, don’t Desecrate! Love your mate with the animal we ate. It’s a guilt debate I know, but in 98 we all rotate. So there!