Short stories, mini-fables, whispers and notes of nuisance.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Automotive Helper

Dear Automotive Helper,

I bought your package of automotive helper out of the JC Whitney catalog. Your product is aimed to fix just about any car malfunction. Ive spent nearly 2 weeks dissolving funghi off the drive shaft and muffler since i pulled the corvair out of the pasteur. Been using the Automotive helper Toullene solvent from the kit and ever since then i vibrate in the evenings. Blurry vision and ive been making mistakes alot. Do You guys at Automotive helper have a product to reverse these signs of death? My human condition is flawed and its a result of the solvent.

Cocerned as shit-

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here.