Smelly Conjurer

Good god it smells like rectum belch in her trailer! What the F has she been doing in here? She says seancing the under lords but any angel, demon, or ghost She conjure has got to be nose pinched or gas mask wearing. Smells real close to those dirty drawers that circus bear had on that we found behind Barnum’s tent. Heavens, that bear had the runs from that escargot feed the Swede fed him. His poor paw had to be soaked in a Purel bucket after he played in his runny droppings. Oh Shit! I think I see a gas masked apparition over there checking his blood sugar levels. Fucking diabetes is killing the whole damn planet. Makes me gargle tube fart out heart burn just thinking about all the complex sugars in my diet. Funny, It takes a pinched nosed diabetic poltergeist to make me realize I need to switch to brown rice when I eat china food.