Party!!!

Dear Party,


Hiiiii party! Im ready. Got my party pants on and took my hangover cure vitamin B, set my alarm clock, and got me some bedside water waiting for when i drunk look for something to wash down a dry heave. Wooo Hooo! Rubbing hands in excitement because beers n therapy are what is going down tonight! Dear party, can we get smashed and otherwise wasted bitch! WORD! I love you PARTY! Please never leave me. We make a rad couple and you smell like lifestyle condems.

Makin it Happen,
Party Pal