I See The Light and It Is Burning

Monocles,

Where have you been all these years? I can't tell you how relieved I am to finally have an outlet to purchase monocles. Most of my life I have had to make my own by snipping a pair of glasses and the lenses never fit good in my socket. Eye muscles had to strain real hard keeping it in. My request to you is this, please market a monocle shade! I find my eyes get burned when Im signing my bill by the pool at the club.

Ta Ta For Now,

Esquire Hon