Bird Calls

As birds in Wales have adopted the rings of cell phones as their mating calls, it's been documented that Southside L.A. mosquitoes have been found communicating by gang signs. These insects also appear to suck blood in a sideways headtilt much like the way gang land thugs hold a glock. The vegetable Bok Choy has commented on these findings by stating that if the insect world doesn't put a stop to this behavior then the vegetable world will have to counter attack and learn to communicate by brail. As a person who speaks fluent brail and reads novels written in gang signs, I champion these announcements with glee.