Jay Walker lives with Jerry Rigger in Van Nuys. Jay loves footing it in front of traffic. His person is empty of patience and his body just flies through life doing as it pleases. He has never looked both ways nor has he ever reflected on consequences. His brain just tells him go. Hes often running in front of oncoming traffic hurrying home in order to watch the commercials on Jerry's knobless one channel TV set. Jay loves commercials cuz they are quick and to the point. He often loses interest when the main TV show comes back on. When that happens hes flinging his body out the taped together screen door, jumping the fence, and running through the neighbors yard as if he owned it. He is off to freak out traffic some more. He will return in 15 minutes for more words from the sponsors. During that time he is usually walking in place, two feet in front of the TV, talking to it.
Jerry built the shack they live in with bric a brac. Nothing is ever broken in Jerry's eyes. All appliances they use are from the dump and have been taped, screwed and glued back together in a lazy half ass fashion. Even his car has bucket seats, I mean his car has buckets for seats. And if you are over for dinner make sure its cooked in the stove as the microwave ovens door is wood and I doubt it came factory installed like that. The amount of radiation that spills out of such a device must be the reason why Jerry's girlfriend Cathy talks so much and why Jays brother Jay Bird is always naked.
Chatty Cathy is often found taped to the bed in the bedroom talking to herself. Some consider it kinky but I just think Jerry likes taping shit and I WISH he would hit her mouth with some. This nonstop talking from the bedroom wiggs out Jay Bird and he often takes flight out the door to get away from it all. Naked as a Jay Bird would be, he runs into oncoming traffic much like his brother during a non-commercial break. The difference tho, is nudity, and that is a problem when children are around screaming at a naked man doing some Jay Walking. He will most likely end up in jail again for another fun filled night next to his buddy Tommy Assfuck.
Short stories, mini-fables, whispers and notes of nuisance.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
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